Type of punk music inspired by The Homosexuals and Protex which is kind of nervous, cathartic and fairly minimalist. Post-skate bands have the attitude without the object, they have the punk without being skate-punk, they have a vintage style without the vans.
Dude, did you listen to these new post-skate bands? Thigh Master, Dumb, Aborted Tortoise and The Shifters are so rad!
by stillinrock July 08, 2018
Speedy garage punk with nervous yet friendly voice (nothing like angry punks), a simplistic and very tight rhythm, a cathartic sound, almost chopped, anti-corporation lyrics, a mid-fi production (not too lo-fi) and bouncy melodies with a vehement tendency.
Oh man, the new Aborted Tortoise is such a good post-skate album.
Oh man, post-skaters are so much better than punks.
Oh man, post-skaters are so much better than punks.
by stillinrock March 25, 2020
That Balsworth is always waiting to snatch up someone else's ideas and run with it. He's a real post playa!
by Sexydeadguy August 03, 2017
Synonymous with spam, it is the posting of multiple messages in a short succession. It is usually done to gain certain privileges that require a certain amount of posts to gain, or to simply boost one's post count to make them seem like they're a more experienced user (although this is usually not the case with people who power post)
Person 1: *new thread* "OMG hi guys!!!"
Person 1: *repeats the above about 500 times*
Person 2: "I think Person 1 might be power posting."
Person 1: *repeats the above about 500 times*
Person 2: "I think Person 1 might be power posting."
by occultTempest September 03, 2015
by 3Dz0mb13 November 06, 2023
Musician Post Malone's name given at birth. Post Yogurt as a name was discouraged by his gang stalkers so, you know.
Antagonist: That Post Yogurt album was ill-conceived and lacking in form.
Protagonist: Fuck you and your antiquated name for Post Malone.
Fin
Protagonist: Fuck you and your antiquated name for Post Malone.
Fin
by Mikie Mike and the Miketones April 08, 2023
This is what you add to your long post to show that
you really don't give a shit to your reader
you just give one potato.
you really don't give a shit to your reader
you just give one potato.
by Halidad January 29, 2017