happy wagon

A term used for pedophile van

I swear to Christ, if you don't bring back my headphones, I'll take you to the man who ownes the happy wagon!

by Orphan_kicKER December 14, 2019

Happy Air

A more fun way to say weed =

1: Hey it's 4/20 what r u gna do??

2: Hmmm well do u have any happy air to share wiith me?? =

by mEiiMme+] April 21, 2010

Happiness

Being able to buy jellybeans at the CVS pharmacy

Now that I have a debit card I can now finally achieve happiness. Fuck you disha.

by Fuck-you-Disha October 8, 2019

Happy Stamp

The act of taking a hot cigarette lighter and holding the hot metal against your skin until it's cool. The outer wheels of the striker and the opening where the flame comes out leaves you branded with a happy face. = 0

He just happy stamped himself

by Kyrodapyro1 March 26, 2024

Happy

Happy is a feeling that almost rare to feel and it's crazy. But If I were to feel happy it's because of ONE DIRETION

Person : why are you so happy all of a sudden
Me :Cuz I listened to one direction UWU

by notagirlwhohasnothingtodo September 21, 2020

Happy Bevo

Why celebrate the first day of being older, when you can celebrate the last day of being younger on your Bevo.

You will never be this young again
You made it a year
And this is your last day to celebrate.

Enjoy your Birthday Eve, have a Happy Bevo

Happy Bevo you bloody legend…

by RandoAndo August 28, 2025

Happy

Wow! Act happy... Even if you're not... Because THEN... You won't murder all the Jews...

Hym "WOW! That is the most dystopian thing I've ever heard! 'Act happy... Even if you aren't happy... Because people who are happy... Don't do a holocaust...' ~ Dennis Prager (That's literally a Dennis Prager commercial, by the way) and it's retarded because... THERE'S ALREADY A WORD FOR THAT! It's called 'PRETENDING.' He's telling people to PRETEND to be happy... Even if they are not... And that will somehow make them happy and (by extention) prevent fascism... HOW!? How does that work!? That is LITERALLY the story behind Robin Williams' death! 'Wow, he seemed so happy I can't believe he killed himself.' And PROBABLY, a lot of other peoples story! THAT'S WHY! Because people are seriously going around and psychically enforcing happiness by telling people THAT RETARDED SHIT. He was acting happy... EVEN THOUGH HE WASN'T... And it didn't somehow magically make him happy... WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!? Oh... Right... Me. I would have thought that. No. Don't listen to the fucking Michelin Jew. Do this. Or something like this. Don't... Don't fucking do that."

by Hym Iam August 26, 2023