donkey crying

Donkey crying is when you cry, really, really hard while making an ugly face and whailing loudly. So much so that you look and sound like a donkey.

Guy 1; "The other day Cara broke up with me, we were together for 5 years, so naturally, I donkey cried for hours."
Guy 2; "When my Ex left me I couldn't go five minutes without donkey crying."

by Lee da Bee March 26, 2016

donkey

the definition of your mother

you're an absolute donkey

by fbghehhbg March 31, 2022

wet donkey kick

When you swing your dong so hard it kicks somebody

Bro that wild wet donkey kick

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023

Duke Donkey

A Charlie horse received via kick.

Josh got a duke donkey in the party last night.

by HOMERO89 February 11, 2021

donkey

=human.

A: are u a donkey?
B: of course.

by azdinovem April 2, 2017

Hatch That Donkey

(Verb) to get something done with gusto.

Steve the Barbarian really did hatch that donkey last Wednesday when he slew that annoying mastodon for us. Let us bring him women.

by Mysterious Alicat May 10, 2011

donkey doodle

a “bad word” to little kiddies

Kid 1: “donkey doodle you dude stop stealing my play-doh”
Kid 2: “im telling the teacher”
Kid 1: “please don’t”

by DEEZ_420_NUTS_69 October 8, 2021