cookie money in the bathroom

Doing cocaine in the bathroom

"Hey dude, you wanna go do some cookie money in the bathroom?"

by iusethistofindwordsmybfsays October 11, 2022

cuck cookies

When you are at a friends house, freshly after cucking him with his wife. You go into the pantry and eat the untouched sweets.

"You know when P**** isnt the only thing you get when you cuck, you get cookies too, cuck cookies"

by PapaJohnDigiorno February 25, 2021

Cookie Cutter Nose

Someone who's nose is disintergrating from not using a straw to snort cocaine or other drugs, making it apear to be fake.

Hey look at Lindsey Lohan's nose from 1999 and now, she has a cookie cutter nose.

by SuperBlonde1991 January 3, 2011

cookie man

he sells cookies on twitter and he gives good head

omg i met a cookie man last night it was amazing

by zhack3060ti April 18, 2021

Pulled a cookie

The act of fucking up something in a way only Guetzli could

Why'd you let the "special" kid get a goal?
Shit, i pulled a cookie

by Shaaaaaaark July 1, 2018

Cocoa cookie

A crazy bitch who's obsessed with cocoa

COCOA COOKIE-alive and obsesive

by anonymous April 10, 2022

Fortune Cookie

When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.

At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.

Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.

by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013