Douche-talking.

When you bitch about someone who has blocked you on social media and tell others to excommunicate from them even if said person has left you, usually demonstrated by accusations of 'revenge-fics', screencapping that other person's stuff obsessively, not moving on, and just in general berating them for something they did two years ago. Includes posting hateful status posts, and friends who only exist to suck up to you.

Dude, you blocked him five fucking months ago...are you still Douche-talking.

by MM132 May 8, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

tour talk

When half ass musicians, gossip backstage about what they wanna do next and how they can help you out etc.

I hung out with Jay rock backstage He gave me a whole bunch of bullshit about this and that how’s he’s going to hook us up with a label and booking agent just a bunch Tour Talk

by Krazy Tom January 31, 2025

Surround talking

Talking about someone behind their back, mostly to point out real or perceived flaws, attack them verbally and harass them with constant criticism, but still pretending to be their friend. Usually practiced by envious "friends".

Mati: "Sebastian is such a hypocrite! Yesterday he was surround talking about us with Camila. They said all sort of mean things".

Candy: "F*ck them! They are just jealous of us!"

by Matilaria October 8, 2008

talking to talk

talking for the sake of talking

“do you ever shut up? sometimes it feels like you’re just talking to talk.”

by ratatatatatttataaa February 14, 2024

Storm Talk

Texting from a blackberry storm that make no sense because Blackberry Storm are so hard to type on.

"Hey Brian, are you going to the game tonight?"

"Zoo."

"What?!"

"Sorry, it's the damn storm talk."

"Hey Brian, what time is the movie?"

"Sevub."

"Brian! Quit with the fucking storm talk!"

by TheChocolatePhuckMan June 14, 2009

honey we need to talk

When shit is about to go down!

Wife:Honey we need to talk, I have no fuckong auss huole

by Funguyman September 4, 2017