i showed you that

When an individual reposts a link, quote, pictures, etc. on Facebook without crediting the person from which they were originally shown the material. The original poster usually comments the newly reposted material saying "umm...i showed you that" complete with nuances of irritation and a "wtf" feeling since you did not credit their name.

Usually used in cases of extremely viral, common, and clichéd material; therefore, a shout out is generally not expected.

"check out miss teen south carolina hahahaha"

comment: "UMMMM wow i showed you that."

by cal polyy October 4, 2009

Move slower than pond water

The way a lazy person moves to do anything.
Because pond water barely moves.

"Hand me that board."
(Lazily moving)
"Man you move slower than pond water."

by Essej snosrap June 30, 2016

school showers

A horribly degrading place where teen boys are suggested to shower in front of their peers. No one does it except during gym class swimming units which happen once a year. During this yearly ritual boys strip naked (except the smart ones who change in private and don't shower) and shower together. Usually they talk about penis size and what not but overall they act like immature kids.

This is only true in high school and in college guys use them to, you know, shower!

HS Guy A: C'mon man we're done swimming let's go get naked and shower!!!
HS Guy B: Yeah, and we can laugh at our friend with a small penis and act like idiots in the school showers!

College Guy A: Dude, I'll be back later, I gotta go shower.
College Guy B: Okay man, I'll catch up with you later.

by SmallButCute February 14, 2008

showerbang

When two humans engage in sexual intercourse in the shower. The female usually against the shower door/wall leaving prints.

Sally was ready to showerbang bob

by Live for fun January 28, 2006

showed my ass

A figurative expression of rage.

"I showed my ass at the airport yesterday when they canceled my flight to Denver"

by Dr. Jodi M February 12, 2010

Roman Showers

The act of vomiting on one or persons as an act of foreplay.

"Hey, baby. You into roman showers?"

by Clovis Beanbun March 1, 2009

Showerthoughts

A place where everyone's deepest most peculiar observations about humanity can be witnessed firsthand, if you have enough karma that is, otherwise your shower thoughts can stay in the shower.

Person 1: Think of all the shower thoughts that were never shared because of karma restrictions.
Person 2: It causes me pain thinking about it.
Person 1: Now that's a SHOWER THOUGHT

Albert Einstein *Shares major shower thought on physics"
Showerthoughts Mod: Not enough Karma

Albert Einstein *cries in general relativity*

by twitterandreddituser October 17, 2021