You better quit fartin', or else I'm gonna crinkle punch you so hard, it knocks dat gas out ya nose.
by crinklestarlette January 04, 2014
To attempt something that does have a small chance of success - but will likely end in failure and pain.
Did you hear how Josh and Christel are trying to create new slang? They're trying to punch the turtle with that...
by JBonesMcGee March 30, 2019
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by fenfenfab April 30, 2014
During the month of November, people under 5’ 6 may punch tall people in revenge for throw tall people month
Person under 5’ 6: Hey, you threw me during throw short people month.
Person above 5’ 6: Yeah…
Person under 5’ 6: Well, now its punch tall people month, so I’ll punch you.
Person above 5’ 6: Yeah…
Person under 5’ 6: Well, now its punch tall people month, so I’ll punch you.
by PeacockSequence October 16, 2022