Sex on Legs Day

This is a controversial day when if you look like sex on legs you can do anything you want and not take blame nor punishment for it.

Beth: *eats a sock and a dinosaur*
Taya: how dare you

Me: it’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants

by Kalicia7 December 25, 2020

sheeps leg

A dry booger hanging out of your nostril.

My blind date was hot, but she had a sheeps leg poking out!

by Grrungy September 15, 2017

Mississippi Leg Warmer

A sexual act where the person sticks his/her leg into his/her anus whilst continually spinning it around.

That Mississippi Leg Warmer felt great! I love when you move your toes inside me.

by Yerran October 13, 2016

I think my leg is broken

And you have to be carried out, because you think its a really bad break- because you cant feel it.

Fitz: I hope you saved some energy cuz.. my legs pinned. I think my leg is broken. You're gonna have to carry me out.
Mack: I got you turbo.

by Zema'am January 21, 2021

ape legs

The after effect when a girl doesn't shave all winter long then tries on 25% off shorts at Kohl's in preparation for Spring.

Heater broke the other night but bitch's ape legs got me warmer than a bear skin rug.

by Bjørn Skarsgård April 13, 2016

gecko legs

Usually refers to a girl with deathly pale legs.

Wow, did you see that chick's gecko legs?
Yeah, how could you miss them? I should've worn sunnies.

by AndiGirl November 8, 2013

Bog Legs

A person with abnormally large calves

Person 1: Hey, why are your calves so large?
Person 2: I got the bog legs my dude.

by Michael MACDONALD December 3, 2017