Eggs a la Victoria

A recipe for destruction of your mind.
Take some closeknit families of the italian variety, a few al quaeda operatives, jewish scriptwriters, and some all powerful freemasons, add in some A-list movie stars, stir till they all turn into vampires, stir in in some coke from some pop stars on narcotics, cook in a hot oven of the secret service "'hacker'' variety, and sprinkle with a little celebrity papparazzi a la gossip girl and perez hilton wrapped up in newspapers.

You then have a sorry state of one screwed up bunch of scrambled eggs Victoria, good luck unscrambling this one.
eggs a la victoria

-a million star dining.... tastes like madness, mayhem, chaos theory, insanity.... a delectable little mess i'll be eating up at home alone in bed. For the term of my natural life.
by scrambled egg masterchef January 18, 2011
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Egg Goo, is the white of the egg, when it’s not fully cooked , it may resemble sperm.

Egg Goo is ejected sperm that strings from the eye of the penis.
He came , then when he wiped his dick, All this Egg Goo , was hanging off it .like spit !
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Egg Goo, is the white of the egg, when it’s not fully cooked , it may resemble sperm.

Egg Goo is ejected sperm that strings from the eye of the penis.
He came , then when he wiped his dick, All this Egg Goo , was hanging off it .like spit !
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egg goo

Egg Goo, is the white of the egg, when it’s not fully cooked , it may resemble sperm.

Egg Goo is ejected sperm that strings from the eye of the penis.
He came , then when he wiped his dick, All this Egg Goo , was hanging off it .like spit !
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scrambled egg hair

The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)
Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!
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egg shyyt sneeze When some one sneezes and it sounds like they said, "egg-shyyt" instead of ah-choo
egg shyyt sneeze Ah, ah ah ...Egg-Shyyt!! ...

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Cowboy egg lipstick

A series of emojis used by Syko to screw with the cookie he loves the most.
“What does cowboy egg lipstick mean?”... you tell me what you think it is. ;) <3
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