Hit or Miss

I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it's FIFA
You on every level, you're the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your pussy for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you're fired
You're washed up, you're retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired
Perfect!
Who do you think you are?
You were sucking dick for a foreign car (Brrrrr)
Gotta take that call
They want you at work so, girl, go do your job yaaaa

You: Hit or Miss
Your friend: I guess they never miss huh?

by AllFactsFromMe March 18, 2019

Hitting The Mosque

A really trendy dance move invented by j straight up mosquing uno

Damn, Clive rlly just hit the mosque. What a womaniser

( Hit the mosque the live action of hitting the mosque )

by HitTheMosque1 February 13, 2022

one hit wonder

The dude who was 3 that you thought was a ten who ran away after having sex once

I refuse to write this section
one hit wonder

by carkcarkcarkcarkcarkcarkcark May 29, 2020

Hitting the box

Go to the sim

Sup my dude? You hitting the box today?

by Life's a Beech June 1, 2019

Hitting Skins

Making love, shaking hands, connecting with your target audience.

If we put this new idea into action now, we'll be Hitting Skins in no time!

by Merch Boy 718 July 21, 2022

Hit a Six

Explosive diarrhea landing outside the regular field of lavatorial play

Last night's vindaloo caused me to a hit a six half-way up the underside of the raised toilet lid

by F34 May 11, 2025

Jitter-Hitting

A method of hitting a cart where you stop hitting then continue hitting (in one hit) to avoid the blinker.

“Damn he’s really Jitter-Hitting, he must wanna green out”

by CherryCouleredFunk March 12, 2022