by BiggeCheese105 May 18, 2023

To fool your co-workers into thinking you've been fired, by putting on your coat and silently leaving after a closed door meeting with the boss.
by Comas Yada December 11, 2008

Someone that says they are your friend but then stabs you in the back with a cold knife and twists it
by Coffeefan_1 June 27, 2017

"Fake honesty" is a way of answering a question honestly and politely but not necessarily answering the question.
Person A: Does this dress make me look fat?
Person B: It makes you look sparkly.
Person A: ... Stop using fake honesty.
Person B: It makes you look sparkly.
Person A: ... Stop using fake honesty.
by Skater G October 17, 2023

by Mott26 November 23, 2021

"Bro, I saw your gf laughing with her ex, Dom, last night. He was putting on his clown mask and pulling all his jokes on her."
"I knew Dom was fake"
"I knew Dom was fake"
by sharksunite October 24, 2019
