No Music March

Try to get through the whole entire month of March without listening to a single song.

Rule 1. You must drive with no radio
Rule 2. Wearing noise canceling headphones is okay if it means you’ll drown out music with white noise per se. This can especially come in handy for trips to the store
Rule 3. Video game OSTs are not allowed either. Turn it off completely
Rule 4. Completely stop listening to music in any way, shape, or form for this entire month and try not to go insane

Friend 1: *whispering to himself and laughing with headphones on*
Friend 2: Yo what’s up with him
Friend 3: Oh nah. Brodie’s struggling on day 6 of No Music March

by placebo! November 25, 2022

March 10th!

On march 10th, you HAVE to kiss your bf/gf/crush on the cheek, catch them off guard!

Person 1: "Hey, its March 10th! Youvknow what that means!"
Person 2: "oh yeah! You gotta go kiss your crush!"

Person 1: "I will I promise!"

by UR_FAV_GIRL March 7, 2025

March 25

a day where you go to your local park, and advertise the among us shop (they sell among us and sex) on the slide, and also eat cake

Bro we gotta go to the park and advertise among us shop!!! it’s march 25th!!!

by sage day March 24, 2022

Only Meat March

In March, you can only eat meat like fish and beef! If you eat anything else other than meat, you are disqualified!

Vegetarian: I already fucking lost Only Meat March.

Dude: Go eat your grass.

by Joking Joker January October 4, 2020

29 March

National give your bf head and have sex in the shower day

bf: it’s 29 march
gf: and? what about it?
bf: let’s take a shower then
gf: ohhhh it’s that day

by Tomisatwat March 12, 2024

March 11

Act like you fell in love with everyone day

You: Hello (name) you look very pretty today, and mighty fine
(Name): What the frick are you doing

You: Today is act like you fell in love with people day!
(Name): OH March 11...right heh

by Marphmellow January 31, 2022

March 15

congrats, you're probably an anxious crackhead who doesn't think before they speak and then realize how stupid you sound. you also think you look good in your outfit when you leave the house, but then you feel stupid when you walk in public. you don't think you are, but people actually like you, you're the life of the party! (only sometimes tho lol) teachers probably don't like you, and your favourite teacher is the one you had 3 years ago.

shittt, your friends with the kid born on March 15? you must be lucky, but you also gotta check in on them once in a while, y'know?

by im not special lol March 1, 2022