chestermere lake middle school

A gay-ass middle school in the middle of a bitch town by a bug infested lake. The school is loaded with fuckboys, vape-gods, wanna be gangsters, and 11 year olds who pretend to do drugs. CLMS is so fucking disorganized and can't stick with one fucking office staff. They lose literally everything you give to them. These bitch-ass rich kids are raised by 40 year old wine moms who buy their kids fucking rolex's and hover boards even though their kids are cunts. Fuck clms, im done with this shit.

I fucking hate Chestermere Lake Middle School

by Bitchass mcgee September 18, 2017

Greely Middle School, ME

The most kickin it school in the hood. With a diverse population of monkeys and rabbits, we except everyone here at Greely even the Fillips and the Greenlaws. Here at Greely we encourage our students to sit bored in class all day, then, about once a year we let them go compleeetly insane at a school dance. Our students here are known for their impeccable personal hygene and ablility to put their legs behind their heads. Really, could a school be any better?

Ann: "Those kids down at Greely Middle School, ME are some awsome peeps."

Eric: "Yeah did you notice how good they all smelled, and how flexible they where?"

by JusturAverageMonkey October 26, 2011

Matthew Gage Middle School

The worlds shitiest middle school. Everyone there is either white trash or a chollo. Its as if 9/11 had a child with the holocaust and raised it at a church for retarded children. The worst teacher by far is that stupid asian invasion, Mr "faggot ching chong" Sun. That fucker sucks major chode. His OWN chode. This asshole actually compares his students to his kids. HIS FUCKING CHINGALING KIDS. And its not like they're smarter than us. he just thinks they are. He actually has the audacity to tell his students he's fucking SUICIDAL!! Hes a mentally unstable acorned-dick dog eater. He's such a retard, he doesn't teach. All his dumb ass does is tell us "Maybe you could do better" WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE THINK WE"RE TRYING TO DO, MAKE HIS MOMS FAVORITE CAT SOUP? Fuck this guy. Fuck him in his loose, yellow ass. Fuck this piece of shit school, too. All I did was say damn and the vice principle flips her shit.I...SAID...DAMN... i didn't say i raped your daughter. I swear to god I would rather cut of my ears and shove a dildo in the holes and down my throat instead of go back. Mr. Carlson a dick too. He picks favorites. And his son goes there too. He can go fuck his conservative ass with his laptop. I HATE THIS SCHOOL!

Hey do you know Matthew Gage Middle School ?
Yeah. If you ever talk about it again I will rape and eat your first born child.Like Mr. Sun does to dogs.

by FUCKMRSUN April 5, 2016

South Jeff Middle school

Welcome to hell . The guys are gay and annoying while the skinny girls are above it all! T-posing during lunch? Detention! It must be inappropriate if we are being sent to the office. The food is shit yet for some reason we eat it. Are you constantly worried and full of anxiety when you get back from being absent because you have nearly a stack of homework ? Same here! No one cares about how you feel and thinks your existence is a joke! Welcome to south jeff middle school !!

Im depressed
Okay go kill yourself then

You are weird.

Shut the fuck up.

South jeff middle school is hell

by Hey_imthefacts November 16, 2018

east irondequoit middle school

This is a school full of fake thugs, snakes, hoes, goes and anything you can think of the kids there are retarted and all ugly none of them are real there all fake but usually pretty lit over all

East Irondequoit middle school would be so unlit if it wasn’t for ur boy 22222222Hot

by Ur boy 2hottttttt December 5, 2018

rolling hills middle school

A school which sucks and consists of many different cliques. Some examples are the popular white girls or the fucked up ghetto kids and can range all the way to smart Asian group. Usually known to be the rich white kid school in the CUSD district.

Person 1: “these movies about kids in middle schools are so off. No one hangs out in groups like that!”
Person 2: “Ha! You’ve never gone to rolling hills middle school before then!”
Person 1: “bet”

by cliqueasfrik December 11, 2018

Rocky Height Middle School

Hello, For the people reading this I will probably have to go to the white room, Yes in this amazing school We have a Prison Cell! Okay, let's start explaining this bullshit of a school. First We are allowed no freedom, we can have no phones no music, no youtube, no fun. Almost everything is blocked in this school, even the wifi sucks. Second the teachers some are nice (bout maybe 7 in the whole 100 person staff) while the rest are just complete jerks. Third, there are different many problems like the white room! it is a 4 x 4 room with all white walls with 1 desk. It is used for punishment. Let's say that you don't clean tables for the janitor ( Big Boi Brown ) or you get caught texting your mom about how you're sick, or even forget to turn something in, well then the white room is for you! Instead of continuing to learn, you sit a in a room all day doing nothing. Another problem in the constant Juuling, In this school, we have a major problem, kids in the bathroom, kids in outside and even kids in class, but none of our dumb teachers ever find out. Last but definitely not least, Our lunch we get a solid 15 minutes to eat our lunch. Now our counselors are dismissing sections which takes much longer and just a pain.

If you ever consider Coming to RHMS please don't you will be doing your self a favor.

Bob - Do you go to Rocky Height Middle School?
Jill - No I heard they are just juuling gay ass bitches

Bob - ahh I see

by Wilhelmina Emmanuella November 1, 2018