Trojan Horsing

When you jizz so much that the condom breaks, and the spry friends fester inside!

Connor Eggs: Please use protection
Gilchy: With my quart, I'm Trojan Horsing you!
*Excessive spry friends pop condom*
Connor Eggs: You trojan horsed me!

by BougieCat32 July 22, 2025

Horse Piss

When one has to take such a long and lengthy piss after holding it in for an absurd amount of time.

This piss mimicks one that would come out of a massive horse cock (Thick and Steamy), although it is coming out of your average human schmeckle.

Gary “I’ll be back boys, I have to go take a huge horse piss with my rhino chode.”

by LTG69969 January 16, 2024

smiling like a horse

Grinning from ear to ear. A smerk like you got away with something. Feverish grin with wide open mouth with or without teeth showing. "She smiled like a horse after being complimented by the younger man".

Smiling like a horse "She smiled like a horse after being complimented by the younger man".

by champ of all August 19, 2015

Hoarse Horse

A noun describing a horribly disfigured or poor-quality drawing of a horse. This horse can have traits including but not limited to: Cartoon human head, bent neck, straight legs and rectangle hooves.

Hannah likes drawing ponies, but they end up looking more like a hoarse horse

by YourDictionaryHelper August 15, 2024

Horse

LOOK AT THIS DUDE LOOKING UP WHAT A HORSE IS

A HORSE IS BROWN

by Pstar17 January 15, 2020

bagging bitches at the horse shop

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners

1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023

horse malarchy

An improved version of malarchy. Used to describe an unfavorable situation or when something backfires. Made popular by Vocal Status.

"I was supposed to have a party at my house, but no one showed."
"That's some real horse malarchy."

by Stretch Massee October 26, 2007