Golden Goose Egg

describing something as gloriously or spectacularly bad.

They would've beaten me if it wasn't for that Golden Goose Egg

by word guy [[[[ December 5, 2024

Golden Trout

A redfish on someones hat, that swears up and down it's not a redfish.

Everyone loves Paul's Golden Trout hat.

by THE-P.Bader-Disruptor January 18, 2022

Golden Goose

To graze an unsuspecting individual's perineum (see goose), yielding sufficient surprise or alarm to cause the individual to involuntarily urinate him or herself.

What started with your standard "How's your father" variety of goose graduated to the Golden Goose when Frank's bladder let go.

by Klevrguy March 13, 2016

Goldening

verb: to intentionally sabotage neighbor home values and claim public right of ways as your own with an excessive number of cars of questionable taste.

We moved into a great neighborhood, but then the new people starting goldening up the place.

by Obvious simplicity June 20, 2022

Golden Kirby

Someone who can eat large amounts of something in an impressive manner. Usually used in a positive context.

Person 1: So what's one interesting fact about yourself?
Person 2: I can eat 15 packs of goldfish in one sitting, is that interesting enough?
Person 1: ...My dude, you're a Golden Kirby. What a legend.

by Anonymous Flamingo September 8, 2021

The Golden Stag

A golden stag is a beetle NOT a deer the golden stag is in animal crossing it’s a beetle NOT a deer.

Kizer: The Golden Stag is a beetle not a deer

GoldenStag: Yes i am a beetle

by NOSIMPBAY October 21, 2020

Golden pie

1) Portmentau of golden shower and a cream pie.

2) When you pee inside of another person

Damn bro, I gave Becky a massive golden pie last night and it was spilling out the sides.

by Goldenpie69 July 21, 2019