ghetto wild animal

What black "people" are

Did you hear about that ghetto wild animal in Philly that shot that septa bus driver to death over a minor slight???

by Guhhhh November 3, 2023

Ghetto Bird

A large bird of prey that belongs to the Rotary family, the Ghetto Bird originates from California. It is commonly spotted over areas such as San Bernardino, Compton, and Long Beach while hunting for prey. Ghetto Birds are primarily active during the day but are also skilled nocturnal hunters, thanks to their advanced 1-million-lumen photon transmitters.

I had to pull a strap on a fool named Louis the Third, cause I'm getting chased by the Ghetto Bird!

by SumDude357 February 16, 2025

Ghetto Theatre

While you and/or other people are watching a film or a live play, you yell out your opinion on what you're watching.

Teacher: I don't want no ghetto theatre.
Students: Whatever.

~Movie Starts~
Student 1: Yo wtf is she doin'?
Student 2: She's being a dumb ass bitch, that's what she's doing.
Teacher: I said I didn't want no ghetto theatre!

by fuckschoolbitch420 July 19, 2017

Ghetto Woods

A deragatory nickname of the "Meadow Woods" subdivision located in the southern part of Orlando, by the border with Osceola County. Located near SouthChase, this neighborhood is notorious for their raucous, ratchet residents.

I heard Jose lives in Ghetto Woods. Must be too poor to live in Hunter's Creek.

by TheLWord75 November 24, 2022

Ghetto Steed

A bicycle.

"Had to get here on my fucking, ghetto steed."

by derangedcatboye December 10, 2023

Green Ghetto Dweller

There’s bringing a knife to a gun fight - and then there’s bringing an Android to an iPhone group text. That one friend or relative who turns what would otherwise be a beautiful blue iMessage experience into a half-assed (and limited to 10 participant) green colored piece of shit. They must live in the ghetto ‘cos their mama couldn’t afford to buy them an iPhone, or maybe it’s still on lay-a-way at K-mart. This mofo might still have to hit 4 two times and then again three more times just to say “Hi”.

I’m gonna leave Oates out of the group text because I don’t want that Green Ghetto Dweller fucking it up - Darryl Hall

by RATTnroll September 25, 2024

ghetto binding

A method of binding volumes of documents whereby the binder staples the document lengthwise in three places on the left side of the page (i.e. top, middle, and bottom) and then wraps the entire left side of the document volume, front to back, with electrical tape, covering up the staples and creating a crude binding.

Uh oh, these appellate briefs need to be in the court's hands in Albany no later than tomorrow, FedEx Office is telling me they won't finish binding them by the final pickup time tonight for overnight delivery, and the court will reject the entire appeal if they are not bound according to its uptight rules. what do I do?

You should consider ghetto binding that shit, counsel!

by Alan Doucheowitz May 13, 2017