ghetto clarinet

A sex act in which a man inserts a kazoo into his rectum while his partner takes the tip of the man's penis into his or her mouth and mimes playing a clarinet. The man should do his best to fart out a tune while making sure not to shit into the kazoo.
Did you see Tara at last night's party? She played 'Oh When the Saints Go Marching In' on Billy's ghetto clarinet.
by Smelly Randolph December 09, 2015
Get the ghetto clarinet mug.

Prince of the Ghetto

A guy that comes from a lower-income/urban neighborhood who catches the attention of most girls (and possibly guys) in the neighborhood, and fucks with damn-near none of them, although he is very charismatic, charming, and respectful. Not to be confused with a fuck-boy.
Tupac was looking so cute today. He was being funny and stuff and complimenting my hair and everything. but I don't think he was really checkin' for me. He was just being nice. He a sweet prince of the ghetto.
by Andra Jean December 11, 2017
Get the Prince of the Ghetto mug.

Ghetto slippers

Any shoes that are classified as “slides”.
by Something To Say May 20, 2024
Get the Ghetto slippers mug.

ghetto sock

When a person purposely chooses to wear just one sock while lounging around the house.
Person 1: Hey, where'd your other sock go?
Person 2: What do you mean? I took it off.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because I was too hot with both socks on.
Person 1: Oh....well then, nice ghetto sock.
by Beard76 March 20, 2018
Get the ghetto sock mug.

Da Ghetto Dr Suess

The illest rapper from New Jersey with crazy rhymes
Da Ghetto Dr Suess is on Spotify , ITunes & Youtube.
by Da Ghetto Dr Suess August 11, 2021
Get the Da Ghetto Dr Suess mug.

Ghetto Saturday

When someone goes to the bar before work and gets too drunk, they call in sick to work and continue drinking and partying all day Saturday
My body can only take having one ghetto saturday a month.
by Lady Mae October 25, 2023
Get the Ghetto Saturday mug.

Brokedick Ghetto

You grew up conservative white region but you act and talk like you're a gang member in a big city, including bad tattoos, only having muscles because you're scrawny, bumpin in your momma minivan to Nelly because he's hard. Uses phrases like nah homie ma's got pizza bagels in the freez. And freestyles constantly but you can't understand not bc it's fast but because they are retarded mumbles with limited vocabulary. Nah mean
Joey walked up in the worst brokedick Ghetto fashions imagineble.

Credit. Justin P.
by Thepsychone November 01, 2022
Get the Brokedick Ghetto mug.