Green Ghetto Dweller

There’s bringing a knife to a gun fight - and then there’s bringing an Android to an iPhone group text. That one friend or relative who turns what would otherwise be a beautiful blue iMessage experience into a half-assed (and limited to 10 participant) green colored piece of shit. They must live in the ghetto ‘cos their mama couldn’t afford to buy them an iPhone, or maybe it’s still on lay-a-way at K-mart. This mofo might still have to hit 4 two times and then again three more times just to say “Hi”.

I’m gonna leave Oates out of the group text because I don’t want that Green Ghetto Dweller fucking it up - Darryl Hall

by RATTnroll September 25, 2024

ghetto grip

Ghetto grip. A grip only ghetto people have and they learn from being in so many both fights. None them other hoes can get out of it.

Dayummm did you see Monica during that bitch fight?? She got that ghetto grip that none of them other bitches could get out of.

by Ghettobitchesforeva June 17, 2018

ghetto futuristic

Ghetto, only not in a toolish way.
Originated from the song "Start it Up" by A Tribe Called Quest.. ("Ebonically lingustic wit' the ghetto futuristic")

That kid listens to underground rap, he's probably ghetto futuristic.

by distancehasaway June 22, 2011

ghetto cheese

that stanky gas pack that smell like cheese. dude sellin it normally got dreads and hood ahh fuck

Yo I just cop that ghetto cheese of Marquis. Damn nigga that shit smell like parmesan!!

by realsmoka011 August 29, 2023

More Projects than the Ghetto

When one is Extremely busy. They often have multiple projects or tasks going on at the same time.

Joe: " Do you have time to help me with something?" Sally: "I'd love to but right now I got more projects than the ghetto!"

by DJ Jazzy Jess November 17, 2020

Ghetto buffet

All you need, all you can have.

Delicious!!
"Nothing tops ghetto buffet"

by Ben 55 November 18, 2020

Ghetto kid

Wears bass pro shops hat, wears a shirt of a band they don’t listen, wears nascar shirts but only knows about there political controversies, associates decent cartoons with horrible rap, listens to horrible rap, makes cringe edits, and thinks they’re hood but aren’t even a close to actual hood people like Miami, Memphis, and Detroit citizens as well as celebrities like ice cube, Jason luttrell, Eminem, etc

Sees Instagram feed: “so many ghetto kids”

by Nascarfan2007 September 13, 2022