Nutting on February

A day celebrated in February 17 when you nut as much as possible until you pass out on your bed.

Billy: Did you know that jimmy got sent to the hospital after he completed nutting on February?
Bob: “Wow how much did he nut?”
Billy: “31 times.”

by Thedumbestguy November 3, 2021

2 of February

The most amazing day in the world, it's the lasagna day! And Andrea's birthday :)

-Hey do you know what day is today?
-Ofc! It's 2 of February and the lasagna day, it's the the B-day of Andrea too :D

by Arsson November 22, 2021

23rd of February

People born on this day mean a lot to me and i love them with all my heart <3 They are the most funniest, kindest and most genuine people you could find in this world.

Your birthday is on the 23rd of February? You must be THE one

by ashley.marie January 24, 2022

3rd of February

Feb 3rd is a day when you can get a day off of school and spend time at home with your beloved family and tv.

Mum: “Time for school, honey!”
Child: “But, Mom, it’s February 3rd! I don’t have to go to school”
3rd of February is defined as the third day of the third month.

by Junko Enoshima is the best January 28, 2022

15th of February

The 15th of February is known as Single's awareness day right after Valentine's day due to the offensive nature of Valentine's day the single people have their own day too.

15th of February,

Hey, are you going out on the 15th of Feb

No why?

It's Single's awareness day didn't you hear Valentine's day got cancelled.

Pizza?

by Mr Prolapsed February 14, 2022

No finger February

Girls are not allowed to finger themselves all the month of February it’s just like no nit November but for girls

Wow girls must hate no finger February like guys hate no nut November

by Pizzaboy6942085 June 4, 2022

Fuck fapping february

Second month of Sigma year. During this period you may find an increase in your testosterone levels and start feeling less like a wanker. Is is only a second month so it is still considered an easy one.

James:"wow this Sigma year looks promising, better not fail my Fuck fapping february."

by chorbet November 15, 2022