uncle face

1. a girl with a face that resembles your uncle or any uncle
2. a girl you mistake for your uncle
3. worse than a butterface

1. check out that bitch, she's got an uncle face
2. what an uncle face!

by Jarrod Perreault & Ryan Staples November 21, 2004

Hooker face

One who looks like a hooker.

"david is a hooker face"

by Stephanie Mariel March 28, 2007

pew face

when a person gets jilted at the alter during a wedding on one or more occasion.

she's been jilted again, she's a total pew face!

by Keefe August 16, 2006

bratz face

some one who has a face that looks like the Bratz Dolls. A huge face and loads of makeup and a tiny body.

Evy: Hey Ferny! look at that girl. She has a bratz face. That's just wrong!

Ferny: Oh yeah she does! She is ugly!

by Vyln April 15, 2009

Jap Face

japs that think they are american tough shit.

yuta stop being such a jap face.

by yuta kota October 11, 2008

Two-face

What most people are. Like really. If everybody walked around saying what they really thought shit wouldn't get done!

Dude 1: That's a lovely new dress Mrs. Beaufort.
Mrs. Beaufort: Why thank you!
Dude 1: **whispers** Makes you look like a whale you fat cow.
Dude 2: Dude, you are such a two-face.
Dude 1: It's true!

by mikeygoodfella May 25, 2009

HORSE FACED

anybody with a horse face... not just a woman, you retard

duuuuuh men cant have horse faces durrrr

by erin April 18, 2005