douche drown

to wade too deep into your own bullshit and stubbornly refuse to admit it.

Rachel Dolezal and Donald Trump are willing victims of douche drowning.

by Irie Zozobra August 13, 2015

fuck douche

After a man ejaculates inside of a woman's vagina, she runs to the toilet and pushes it out as much as possible.

Quick, use my shirt for a fuck douche. You better not fuck douche on my stomach.

You better not fuck douche on my stomach.

by UserMKnight September 22, 2015

Lame douche

(n) a douchebag president at the end of his term who often writes a pile of executive orders directing agencies to act in an overbroad and tyrannical fashion.

Dude1: Obama's gettin' a little crazy at the end of his third term.

Dude2: First of all, it's his second term; it just SEEMS like three terms. Second, he's a lame douche, so now he can be himself and do what he really wants.

by RobinGoodfellow1 July 31, 2016

Douche Coupe

A Mini Cooper. Given that these cars are almost exclusively purchased by hipster douchebags, you will almost always see them being driven in an inconsiderate and often deliberately-illegal fashion.

Oh look, it's a Little Douche Coupe!

by NonPC Fox September 3, 2016

Douche bag

a stupid ass person who doesn't know what the fuck they doin

That Douche bag is stupid

by type It January 3, 2016

hispanic douche

Some bitch who leaves u after the best time of your life. The worst fucking douche bag of the douche species. He also rapes little girls in his free time.

Bruh I told her not too, but she really dated that Hispanic douche!

by Bitch buster March 3, 2019

Woosh Douche

Someone who comments r/woosh on social media at all or over uses it.

Guy one: Tells joke

Guy two: Doesn’t get the reference or joke

Woosh douche: r/woooosh

by PSYCHADELICPLATYPUS March 22, 2019