Dad

Big gorilla balls that dance while humping your mother named Lucas pressnall

I walked in on dad bouncing into my mouth

by Sugogndeze Mama March 23, 2022

Dad

he go milk 🥶🥶🥶🥶

Hey, did your dad go find some milk?

by ArnIsTakenBruh March 25, 2022

bestfriends dad

for most people that are fatherless, a best friends dad is the closest male to them. resembling your own father, but 100x better.

bro wanna come to mine?
is your bestfriends dad there
yeah
cool bro sure

by thegreatestbrunomars March 27, 2022

dad

something I never had

My dad went to go and get the milk but never came back

by anonymous January 24, 2022

Dad

Dad..?
ohh, you mean the milkman but does'int come to give milk to my house

my dad has gone to buy milk he says where he's going they have very sweet and tasty milk so my daddy is buying it for me!

by Somebluedude69 January 25, 2022

Bag Dad

A male who regularly spends his family's weekly budget on weekend nose bags rather than sustaining his own family or paying child support. Very rarely appears to have any money and will plead poverty on any day of the week except Friday. An emotional abuser who can often be heard complaining about how nobody loves him. Is also allergic to cats, but only on Mondays and Tuesdays. Masturbates profusely when left unattended for five minutes.

"Why aren't we going on holiday again this year Mom? Well unfortunately when I was younger I married a Bag Dad"

by GetLucky500 January 25, 2022

dad

the person in your life that causes the most pain just for milk and ice cream

my dad is awesome because he was brave enough to go get the milk

by cooldad243 January 26, 2022