Missionary Dad

A man who only dates women with children and financially steps in as the new father.

Zak Taylor is such a Missionary Dad...he moved into Emma’s house and pays for her 3 kids while the real dad lives down the street and has women roam his palace responsibility free.

by Cucktrainer November 1, 2019

Female Dad

The female version of a mother fucker. Or, as some may say, the female version of a male parent/father/dad

Who's that?
Damb, that's female dad

by Sir Leaky Bum October 1, 2021

dad

he left when u were 4 its ok

my dad never cam back with the milk toby? its ok

by Vtobyjr September 30, 2020

Dad

Can mean an almost daddy

"Yo, the dude is a total dad, hmu."

by Toooopppperrr June 3, 2017

Dad

Somehing you dont have

Person 1: hey i love looking at dream not found
Person 1's dad:

by bigmilkers69 June 12, 2022

Dad

Someone whom fucked your mom just to go to the grocery store and 8 years later you still needs some milk.

Dad: I’ll Ben right back son we’re out of milk
8 years later
Son: Bitch where mah milk at

by Grandpapi knows where u live February 19, 2019

Ur Dad

Is used as a shitty comeback

‘You’re so gay!’
‘No “Ur dad”’

by UrDaddysMom May 29, 2019