An exciting yellow cookie
by Zupper01 December 15, 2016
The terrible realization that the chocolate chips in your cookie are, in fact raisins. Yet, you continue to consume the cookie simply because it's a cookie, even though its not the cookie you want.
An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
Beth: Hey are you still dating Landon??
Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.
Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.
Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
by bonanzapanda February 28, 2020
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by Spiicyz.V3n0m May 06, 2023
When a shaved girl puts a dental dam over her snatch and result looks like a fortune cookie in a window.
Pete: I was going down on this girl and her clam was such a window cookie behind that dental dam.
Brianna: Something’s gettin banged.
Brianna: Something’s gettin banged.
by arceebee February 20, 2021
a molded cookie that will give u an infection inside of the eyes, stomach, heart, and sometimes feet. it can also cause lung damage. it can be spreader easily by touch of lips, fingers, and even poop or pee. lol.
by bloblover.28839293938827392882 May 01, 2021