You can't block this

You can't avoid it
it will catch you

you can't block it

Sara says: Stop following me
It: You can't block this

by hellodude2134 January 24, 2019

tres block

A group/gang of complete utter madlads and hoes usually idiots and not smart also pretty gay

it tres block tings init gang gang gang

by anomyousybfbmvskvn February 4, 2019

Pop blocking

someone that steps in the way of two people.

Jim needs to stop Pop blocking.

by EmmaRosie February 5, 2019

Cochleae Block

The act of being denied an eargasm.

“Duuuuudeeee...you just Cochleae Blocked me!”

by Heybrina February 15, 2019

her block

The parking-area for female employees of a multi-national tax preparation company. (Madea would go crazy trying to locate a "parkin' spot" here.)

I always see parking-spots marked "her block" outside of our local branch of a well-known tax preparation company, yet there are never any spots marked "his block"...?? I know that the company has been embroiled in multiple legal issues in recent years, so I wonder if they also practice illegal gender-discrimination in their hiring-policies?

by QuacksO February 18, 2019

Cop block

When someone going stupid fast passes you, so the cops pull them over not you. You can speed as long as they’re going a little bit faster than you. 🤘🤘

(Someone fast passes you)
Me: “nice! Got me a cop block”
Friend: “Hell yeah, speed for free”
(They get pulled over and you’re safe)

by Omfghowmanytryswillthistake September 11, 2018

Cock Block

When you kill an individual by putting your cock down their throat and block the air way, while covering the nostrils with your nut-sack

Friend 1- How did John finally get rid of that bitchy girlfriend?
Friend 2- I heard he Cock Blocked her

by Pineapple Plug May 29, 2018