ya mum is a banana 

when ya mum is a banana

fred: ya mum is an gay
bob: ya mum is a banana
fred: how daf did you know
*bob eats banana*
fred: your a jerk off
*bob blows up*

ya mum is a banana by banana1783 June 9, 2018

Peeling A Banana

Removing a condom

“Did you hear John tore his dick when he was peeling a banana?”

Peeling A Banana by Twurzy July 6, 2018

princess consuela bananahamock and crap bag 

The iconic FRIENDS TV show not only showed us the importance of having close friends... but if you were ever thinking of chaning your name with your S.O, Princess consuela bananahamock and crap bag is the name for you :)

1. "I love you, princess Consuela bananahamock"
" And I love crap...."

as you can see, princess consuela bananahamock and crap bag is used in everyday sweet talk.

princess consuela bananahamock and crap bag by holopuff April 29, 2019

All-American Banana Split 

A sex move. One that only true savages can successfully perform. Placing the dick between the two breasts, the man slides it up and down, also sliding it in and out of the servants mouth. This combines the titty fuck and oral sex, creating a physical sensation like none other. When the groin gravy is ready to be released, dispense of it upon the nipples like whipped cream out of a can. Then, shout "I scream for ice cream!", and lick the cream of of the breast. Rumor has it that this act has transformed nobody's into legends, and some even say that it gave Odell Beckham Jr. the amazing superhuman abilities he possess today. Proceed with caution.

I realized that only the likes of Chuck Norris and Odell Beckham could pull off the All-American Banana Split.

All-American Banana Split by Blakey15 March 19, 2021

banana sandwich 

when something is absolutely awesome or amazing

1. man that party last night was fuckin banana sandwiches!!

2. dude when we were playin halo 3 last night and that guy stuck my ghost and it blew up and part of splattered a guy!! that shit was so banana sandwiches!!!

banana sandwich by mrbananasandwiches June 4, 2009

banana muncher 

a women who likes black penis

that cow is away to munch that guy banana

banana muncher by big sacks October 8, 2003

Banana split 

Quite simply, having sex with another man's balls; similar to tit-fucking, a banana split is achieved when a man wraps another man's testicles around the shaft of his penis.

I couldn't fuck my best friend's father: he only had one testicle, and I just love to Banana split.

Banana split by Robin Pisshole August 19, 2006