Ass Assault April

Also known as Attack Ass April, or Assault Ass April, this is the month where you must both give anal and give yourself anal stimulation.

My dick is over from Manic Masturbation March. It's time for Ass Assault April. I must prepare my cheeks.

by The man dan with a plan December 2, 2018

No bill april

In this religious month your boss should basically just not give you your monthöy payment bill.

Steve: hey can i get my bill? it is my pay day.
Boss: haha no fuck you its no bill april

by Dankmeat6ix9ine April 11, 2019

April 10

National bake a cake while your mom watches you day!
But wait there’s more!
While baking that cake she will also be helping you, it’s very convenient that your mom is hot. So now it’s incest but hey at least you are getting touched while baking a cake!

Person 1- IM SO EXCITED FOR APRIL 10th
Person 2- why?
Person 1- BECAUSE MY MOM IS GONNA BAKE ME A CAKE AND WATCH ME JERK OFF

by H4ven_c00lzers March 3, 2025

April 6

April 6 shall be remembered as “M.A.M.A.s day” Mama was an amazing part of society and culture, it was made of earths elements, Madelyn, Audrey, Micheal and Ansley. M.A.M.A. Helps fight for rights and does what she does best👩 🍼👩 🍼🧑 🍼👩 🍼

Person A: Hey it’s April 6! You know what that means.
Person B: What does it mean?
Person A: ITS MAMAS DAY
Person B: Like Mother’s Day?
Person A: NO M.A.M.A.s DAY FOR THE MAMA
M.A.M.A.: WORSHIP ME NOW

by Ansiscool December 29, 2021

April 5

National not doing a homework day

For students april 5 will be probably your best day in april

by Nationaldays4u April 2, 2024

Special April 27th

Special April 27th is special because it's Vr_Thomas's birthday.

"It's Special April 27th that means it's Vr_Thomas's birthday!"

by Vr_Thomas April 16, 2022

April 18th 2017

April 18th 2017, the day we thought ACTUAL aliens would kill us all
Obviously not true because it’s not 2017!

-April 17th-
Shane Dawson- Hey what’s up you guys YES!
-April 18th-
You- Bro! It’s April 18th!!
Bro- Oh shit! We gonna die!
Everyone- *Expects death*
-April 19th-
Everyone- WE ARE REALLY DUM
Shane Dawson- *doesn’t talk about it*

On April 18th 2017 we were all really dum

by Stoopid dood October 26, 2019