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turd

is my most used word, it can be used in different ways (obvs it means poo as well)
that show is turd
by brickarmstrong September 18, 2020
mugGet the turdmug.

turd

turd
you,as in you are a turd
by u ham December 29, 2019
mugGet the turdmug.

Turd Recycler

When someone vacuum's up a piece of poop in the vacuum cleaner & neglects to clean it out. Now every time you turn on the vacuum cleaner you get that fresh poopoo smell over & over again.
Hey Jay do smell that poop smell? I keep smelling it every time I use the vacuum.
Why yes Josh, I belive its the Turd Recycler you've been using.
by Mibbens May 14, 2025
mugGet the Turd Recyclermug.

Rebel turds

A gay australian stripper who loves pole dancing like a brown sugar baby
by Aisa ching chong June 18, 2018
mugGet the Rebel turdsmug.

Show turd

One whose actions are purely performative and attention seeking and without substance.
While some politicians serve their constituencies, others are merely show turds.
by St.K November 21, 2024
mugGet the Show turdmug.

Slur turd

A slur that fundamentally works the same way as “sh*t twinkler

Also defined as a person with active diarrhea
“ITS BURNING OH GOD PLEASE SAVE ME I FEEL LIKE A SLUR TURD”

A person with chronic unstable and unstoppable mind shattering diarrhea slur turd
by Space4kraken June 9, 2025
mugGet the Slur turdmug.

Amber turded

When a very hot girl/woman drops a turd on your side of the bed then takes you to court.
Yeah hello? Police? Uh , I just got “ amber turded” I think it’s from my soon to be ex-wife!
by The Double E August 17, 2023
mugGet the Amber turdedmug.

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