joes toes

joes toes

OMG ESTER SUCKED ON JOES TOES!!!

by joe terrell June 13, 2022

toe religion

Once upon a time the toes came to this planet to remake the world in their image. Ever heard of the dinosaurs? Ever noticed how the big crater looks like the indent of a giant toe. The toes left us their disciples to finish cultivating the world. But we became too obsessed with our hands and fingers and strayed away from the holy body part( AKA toes). One day they will return and madness will befall all who do not stand with the toes.

We are not a cult

Join us

Toe religion is good

by Hello123toes April 27, 2024

Taco toe

When Becky runs over Jimmy's little chunky toe and makes it look like a taco toe.

One day Becky was ridding her hoverboard and ran over Jimmy's foot and he got done taco toed

by SportyObject5 September 2, 2021

Elephant Toe

Much like a "Camel Toe" except specific to an older woman.

Hey Kim, check out that old lady's elephant toe.

by AngelaKMS April 30, 2022

Clamel toe

When you smell it vagina before you see it.

- “Bro, she had a total clamel toe.”
- “I know. I could smell it from outside.”

by WAste__ April 23, 2018

Kankel Toe

The process whereby the female pubus region becomes enlarged due to obesity (BMI >=85%), so much so that the labia major/minor supersedes 'camel-toe' status and comes in close contact/proximity of the ankle skin normally pre-defined as 'kankels.'

She was so 'large and in charge' that when hitting the sidewalk on-ramp at Wal-Mart, onlookers were graced with an eyeful of kankel toe.

by lifeataglance February 14, 2022

Big Toe

The stub at the very left of your right foot or the stub at the very right of your left foot.

OW! I just hurt my Big Toe!

by smoothbrain December 15, 2020