Bean Nut Butter

That mixture of semen and lady juice found round the base of your cock after sexual intercourse.

Matty J: Hey Deano, you busy mate? I fancy some Bean Nut Butter!

Deano: Mate, you need a vagina for that shit.

Matty J: Yeah, I know, but you're so hot I want to try it anyway. Just chalk it down as practice. Now get your ass out.

Deano: For fuck sake Matty J, you really are the biggest queer I've met in my life. Just be gentle.

by BruffandConlon September 4, 2013

bean type-R

Funny vehicles that people tend to try to modify for looks and performance, but all they get is a POS. Most of the common cars that people tend to modify are oldschool 87-89 honda civics,accords, saturns and chevy astro vans,

HAHA dude check out that civic: Bean type-R!

by Mpressive August 15, 2007

Blustery Bean Bag

The art of farting directly and purposefully onto your partner’s balls during sex.

Rachel my darling, as it’s our anniversary I think I deserve a blustery bean bag this evening.

by Wise and experienced June 1, 2023

Blow my beans

Getting too excited. Or to Cum.

"I just blew my beans"
"I'm gonna blow my beans"

by t_jiexi_ June 11, 2019

Small Adorable Bean

A really cute girl(usually really short), she usually will have a an adorable voice, and has a super cute face. She won't grow past 5'2, but thats okay because everyone loves her anyway

Nakita over there is super short and cute! I bet shes a small adorable bean!!
She has to be!

by Blazer2414 November 3, 2019

off my bean

High on MDMA or other drugs

That MD is Good, I'm off my bean.

by DMxo June 12, 2018

smol binder bean

a cunt who thinks they are so fucking funny.

"UwU im a smol binder bean :333" -a cunt
" SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NASTY BITCH YOU ARE LITERALLY SO UNFUNNY I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU THINK BEING TRANSMASC IS SO CUTE WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION NOW I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IS CUTE ABOUT BEING TRANSGENDER YOUR LITERALLY SO UNFUNNY NOBODY FUCKING LIKES YOU, YOU PROBABLY ARE DATING A DISCORD MODERATOR BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE LOVES YOU LIKE SERIOUSLY YOU WONDER WHY YOUR MOTHER HATES YOU AND WHY YOUR DAD LEFT HMM I WONDER LOOK AT THE WAY YOU FUCKING ACT AROUND PEOPLE YOU ARE LITERALLY SO WEIRD PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I CURBSTOMP YOUR HEAD INTO THE CEMENT FLOOR" -an intellectual person

by charredbagel October 3, 2021