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Something that a NY Mobster might tell a reporter when he knows that his time is limited. He's done some really outrageous shit to other gangsters, and as a result, he is a dead man. Like a moth caught on a hot light, he knows it's wrong, but the danger gives him such a charge that he really has ceased to care. A guy in this position would say this and really mean it.
"I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel." "We live this way, but we don't care."
by Armando 1972 January 1, 2012
mugGet the I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel.mug.

saggy,downward danglers,banana boobs,spange,spongebob

Downward danglers is a term for very banana formed boobs, (like incredible long ones) that is broadly used in Northern Scotland.
DANM, can i have a slurpee slurp of those saggy,downward danglers,banana boobs,spange,spongebob.
by Mrmonkeynig January 25, 2022
mugGet the saggy,downward danglers,banana boobs,spange,spongebobmug.

Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Wow.. I’m lost for words, this tells a very interesting and tragic story. he loves the banana and apparently is addicted to banana, and in this world he’s in hates bananas. So the banana is considered the outcast item and anyone who uses it is treated harshly and as you can see he’s addicted to bananas which is the reason why he’s hated. It’s become a drug to him and he’s gone crazy, so crazy in fact he’s seeing ppl as fruit. It starts off with a knock knock joke that has no real punchline but its teasing you for the final reveal of the story, great power move from the writers. It ends off with him crazy a crazy mind set after he damaged his forehead and this orange he’s seeing (in a hospital) finishes the knock knock joke and he wakes up from the start repeating itself over and over. Revealing that the story is repeat and fail. Tragic but also very phenomenal story writing
Chris turned to an orange, man

Bro he smelled like bananas

But Orange ya glad I didn't say banana
by Broseph_the_weird_guy January 9, 2021
mugGet the Orange ya glad I didn't say bananamug.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth

The act of sexual pleasure by eating cum and shit in a sandwich and fucking a rhino and licking balls and screaming cum on my monkey dick pls harder daddy fuck me like a fat ass rhino.
bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth pls daddy.
by Renkari October 14, 2021
mugGet the bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouthmug.

one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door

To be in a very precarious position, most commonly used when a person is in imminent danger of being fired from their job.
The way John has been fucking up at work lately, I wouldn't be surprised if he has one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door.
by Libertine October 4, 2005
mugGet the one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the doormug.

super kaknuckle faknuckle bill buckle banana truckle

A phrase said by a man named Alex, it doesn't really mean anything but when the time is right you'll know when to say it. With lots of practice you can say it really fast
Guy one- yo he is a super kaknuckle faknuckle bill buckle banana truckle
Guy two- yea he is really stupid
by bill buckle February 12, 2017
mugGet the super kaknuckle faknuckle bill buckle banana trucklemug.
Dot warner from Animaniacsfull name, damn that’s a long fucking name
“I’m Princess Angelina contessa Louisa Francesca banana fanna bo besca the third, but you can call me Dot!”
by YakkoSimp November 28, 2020
mugGet the Princess Angelina contessa louisa Francesca banana fanna bo besca the thirdmug.

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