When you pour/grab 5 and only 5 Skittles candies from their bag and get one of each color : green, red, orange purple, yellow. References the card game hand 'straight'(i.e., a 5 card hand that has 5 cards that are sequential in number/face value)
by Scut Farkiss February 26, 2018
Get the Skittle straightmug. by DDrac April 29, 2011
Get the Straight up winningmug. by Litdidu December 15, 2022
Get the straight peakmug. by butterscotch24687531 March 8, 2020
Get the “straight”mug. *The ultimate normativity-nuking clapback, weaponizing heterosexuality as a diss. With a destructive power of 999,999,999,999, it erases basicness in a 5,000-mile radius. Side effects include spontaneous allyship, cishets evaporating into pumpkin spice lattes, and your local HOA disbanding.*
*Brad: "ur mom gay lol"
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
Get the you're parent straightmug. Walk with your legs straight to avoid your butt cheeks rubbing together because of your butt crack is chafed
by Jokeaholic May 25, 2018
Get the Straight stickingmug. by somidahomie October 24, 2015
Get the Straight Stymiemug.