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special blessing

(often abbreviated S.B.) a term in evangelical circles to refer to a significant punishment, particularly one that will result in service to the church or its members. (This comes from the logic that your special blessing is the opportunity to serve others.) In some situations the SB is not acknowledged as a punishment, despite it being one.
Sorry, I don't have a day off this week, I got a special blessing for not cleaning the bathroom properly so I've gotta detail the pastor's car and babysit on Monday.
by RemyLinguist February 19, 2023
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Sassy special

You know the basics
Vodka
Scotch
Lemonade and hint of coke
Two Shots of Three year old petrol you get out of a Walmart
Small portions of Heroin Dust
Growing it out Mushrooms
Dissolved Acid Strips
and a squeeze of lemon Just about enough to knock out about every single animal in the lion king movie
Lez"hey Sassy what the special today"
Sassy:"The sassy special you druggo"
Lez:"Let me try it mate"
Sassy:"Whdiyatalkinabeet?"
by ChooiceKisser69420 October 7, 2023
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el chubacabra special

a fat mexican woman weighing at least 200 pounds sitts on your face and queefs with her hairy vagina
yo bro your mom just gave me an el chubacabra special!
by Zetrizil October 13, 2023
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mowbray special

When someone puts their Dick in your mouth when you’re not paying attention
Did you hear Loren got the mowbray special on Sunday?
by Realdealriz October 18, 2023
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While playing Battlefront 2 Empire Story, during the humiliating wake of defeat via the Ewoks special imperial forces show up to assist the overwhelmed empire.
"We weren't expecting special forces... That's the point sergeant!"
by Plasma Phi November 7, 2023
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Convenience Store Special

The act of kiestering a hot dog until it has been sufficiently warmed and then shat into a bun.
Tom, did you get the convenience store special?

Yeah Dave, I did. I don’t recommend the chili though.
by RedRedRed Red November 7, 2023
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Early Bird Special

A man puts a worm in his dick hole and has the girlfriend suck it out.
Damn, I have that girl the early bird special.
by Harry Mcock December 22, 2023
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