Sam

A mastermind intellect in the art of anal self insertion.

“He’s got his cock in a wollop!”

“That’s not a he, that’s Sam”

by anonymous August 26, 2023

Sam.

Sam is an EpIc GaMeR with barely any talent. He loves art and cooking, he enjoys watching memes and YouTube if you just ask him he will make something 4 u

“Sam. is an epic friend but he has no talent except when it comes to drawing.”

by Poopybut November 5, 2019

Sam I am

a character from the book green eggs and ham and the netflix series green eggs and ham

yeah he’s a gay twink I guess

someone : wow sam i am is a qt!

me probably : yeah your right sam i am = scrunklicous

by sam I am!!! October 26, 2022

Sam Li

A Chinese actor and content creator

"Where are you from?"
Sam Li: "Michigan."
"What?"
"Michigan. Surprised?"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024

Sam

He may be bald however...... yeh that’s kinda it

Hey where Sam
Who’s Sam?
Sam Larks
Ohhhhh the bald lad

by Bill Thomas Edwin May 15, 2020

Sam Tomoloju

Big NIGGA, will eat you and your family with no seasoning. Is always in 2nd place in everything he does. He seems to always have cum on his pants.

Sam Tomoloju....

by AnonymousZebra February 2, 2020

Sam Burch

Sprints home from College because he hates everyone there. Shares a room with his monkey of a brother and microwaves bacon in a sad attempt to get the protein in and is part of the itty bitty titty committee.

Despite all of this Sam is the whammest white boy in Stoneycroft. He is often the funniest guy in the room and unlike StephenTries Sam does.

If big arms are your thing, then he's your summer fling.

Yes, big pecs he may lack he makes up with his demon back.

This is Sam Burch

Guy: who's that guy in the blue waterproof running down the hill like he's being chased by a herd of gibbons?

Me: Oh that's just Sam Burch...

by MunchkinsinMalaysia April 10, 2023