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social construct

A term often used by lazy adolescents to dismiss concepts vital to modern society
A: you're 20 minutes late
B: Time is a social construct
by definition_pro1 July 1, 2024
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Social Media Patronizing

Social Media Patronizing: When you see someone in person and they say “I love your content” but they never actually comment on or “like” your posts or other content (depending on how the platform works) because they feel they’re better than, and don’t want the actual association.

That is social media patronizing.
Social Media Patronizing: Hey Mike, haven’t seen you in a while… omg, I LOVE following you on LinkedIn (but you know this person has NEVER engaged with you, not even a “like”).

This is a very condescending response from the person you haven’t seen in a while and claims they love to follow your content.
by Ricardo Rico December 31, 2021
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social Carlinism

The practice of not emotionally investing oneself in the grand outcome of humanity while approaching society as an amusing spectacle. This attitude was famously espoused by comedian George Carlin.
The preface to Brain Droppings is the best summation of the philosophy of social Carlinism.
by Jack Atrophy August 5, 2022
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Socialism

Socialism is a label American Conservatives and republiqans put on anything that is wholesome and beneficial to society and does nothing wrong for anyone whatsoever so they can have an excuse to fuck it in the ass because they are the villains of the story of America.
Examples of things Republicans might think is socialism based on what they already find socialist:

The right to vote

A giant bowl of Benihana fried rice after a week of not eating anything

When a person who you fell in love with wakes up from a coma when you were sure they were dead and you spend the night fucking the shit out of each other under the stars surrounded by fireflies

Beating the final boss of dark souls

Being 10 in 1977 and watching Star Wars in the theater for the first time

Seeing your abusively authoritarian parents getting arrested while kicking and screaming

Sitting in a warm tent with some of your favorite people and reading funny stories into the night.

Playing red dead redemption 2 story mode

Finding the physical representation of all of your mental illnesses and stabbing it to death with a brick
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Awkwardly social

When a person is so comfortable and social it becomes awkward to be around them.
Person A: “Dude, do you know that guy? They talk so much it’s weird.. Makes me uncomfortable just being around them.

Person B: “Oh yeah, that’s just Greg. He’s awkwardly social.

Person A: “What.”
by Kosarakachakara May 2, 2024
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socially social distancing

to be physically social during social distancing during coronavirus. Meaning that you're still hanging out with friends even though there's a world crisis. A socially social distancer will have an ignorant family, and goes out with friends so they can post about it, thinking they're cool because they're breaking the rules. They do it for clout. They don't care about the people that are dying, they want to maintain they're status, or they're going out to do drugs because they're addicts.
God, that whole group is still going to each other's houses and socially social distancing! What asshats! Stay inside!
by my definitions are precise April 21, 2020
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Social Athiest

Doesn't believe in any Social Ideology like Popularism (The idea that you need to be rich and look a certain way and have hella friends and be self-centered to be on top and for happiness and believe they are superior to those below them solely because of 1 thing they have over the other person) or Bandism (The idea you need to do everything opposite of the populism ideology). A Social Athiest believes in just being himself and doesn't let anyone tell them what they have to be or what they can do they are happy with whatever lifestyle they have and have faith that life will get better without the need to be jealous or greedy, unlike the popularism ideology. Social Athiest belives both popularism and bandism are both morally wrong and believes in just being real. NOTE Social Athiest is NOT the same as religion athiest. Famous celebrities who are social Athiest were Kanye West, Micheal Jackson, Muhammad Ali, 2pac, Phil Collins,John F Kennedy, Donald Trump, Flo-Rida, Big Sean
I don't dig with popularism I don't overthrow my friends like that Im social Athiest bro Im a real mf here
by Definations78 January 20, 2024
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