When you are having sex with a girl and you see it fit to poo on her chest. This is followed by giving that poo a full-handed slap to spread it efficently ovr her body.
Blimey, I gave Jenny a right old fashioned pooslap
A falcon slap is when you smack the shit out of someone when they don't expect it and don't see it coming. Technically a bitch move but it is effective.
I was at the bus stop today when out of nowhere a guy standing next to me got tko with a falcon slap.
If administered properly, the Alligator Slap has the same anus-tightening effect as the Donkey Punch, but allows the sexual partner to remain conscious during ejaculation.
I wanted to see the look in my girlfriends eyes, so I gave her the Alligator Slap instead of the Donkey Punch.
This is not limited to one person. It can be considered a group activity.
The art of pooing in a bag then peeing and ejacualating in it with the purpose of going up to someone on the street and slapping them with it and running away.
Me: Hey, old lady in a wheelchair, want a recipe for Greenup County lasagna.
Old Lady In Wheelchair: Why, sure. Want some hard candy?
Me: UP YOUR ASS! -goes forth with Greenup County Lasagna Slap-