The Manitoba Punch is the friendly, northern cousin of the infamous Shocker. While the Shocker employs the index, middle finger and little finger, the Manitoba Punch uses just the thumb and little finger. The remaining three fingers are closed and apply a gentle “taint punch” to a willing participant.
by Sassy McButtercheese May 5, 2009
Get the Manitoba Punchmug. When a man attempts intercourse without a full erection. The term implies some level of frustration due to the desire for copulation, resulting in a somewhat aggressive, though ultimately unsuccessful, effort.
Paul hooked up with the hottest girl he ever met, but due to performance anxiety, could only manage a brief soft punch.
by Snail Cum February 29, 2024
Get the Soft Punchmug. A day where you can punch a female's boobs. Don't do it to a stranger though. This was made in response kick in the balls day
by Justforanimation March 18, 2025
Get the Boob punching daymug. When a person goes wrist deep with their hands and flicks your prostate repeatedly to a skeet completion
by Clitmaster3278 October 21, 2023
Get the Five Finger Tate Punchmug. Some twink: It's Punch a twink in the tummy day (7th January). I hope someone wants to punch my tummy today
by Mirt January 7, 2024
Get the Punch a twink in the tummy day (7th January)mug. by Billy bill32 November 20, 2021
Get the National punch Elliot daymug. Man I'm dreading National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day! My balls have not recovered since the last one!
by skdilde March 28, 2023
Get the National Punch Tall People In the Balls Daymug.