Little-Person-In-The-Back-Of-Your-Head-Syndrome

When there is a little person in the back of your head that keeps making you worry about things. This is not meant to be some sort of mental condition and is instead a concept. A way of personifying your anxieties into a sort of anxiety demon. This is incredibly useful as it allows you to tell said personified anxieties, to fuck off. The acronym of this is LPITBOYHS which fits perfectly as we want all of our anxiety demons to go into a pit, from which they will never return.

I use Little-Person-In-The-Back-Of-Your-Head-Syndrome. My anxiety demon is named Kevin and I fucking hate him.

by SirWorringtonBartholomewJacobs February 26, 2023

The Personality Principle

When a bro rates a female on the 0-10 scale, the personality principle describes the influence of personality upon the rating. The effect personality has in terms of rating decreases toward the extremes of the scale.

0's and 10's: No possible change from personality
1's and 9's: Possible change of 1 point up or down (as a result of personality)
2's and 8's: Possible change of 1 point up or down (as a result of personality)
3's and 7's: Possible change of 1.5 point up or down (as a result of personality)
4's and 6's: Possible change of 1.5 point up or down (as a result of personality)
5's: Possible change of 2 point up or down (as a result of personality)

A 10 will always be a ten no matter how bitchy or cool they are; a 5 can possibly be a 3 or a 7 depending on their personality

PSA for all women, your personality matters!

Austin: "Hey dude, I met a dime last night but she was a mega bitch. Still a 10 though.
Andrew: "Did you meet any other women?"
Austin: "Yeah there was this decent-looking 5 but she was super cool. After the night was over, I'd rate her a 7."
Andrew: "That's The Personality Principle at work, bruh."
*High-fives*

by The Bitch Principles September 2, 2015

5th person

A term use to Tell that A character understands that their in a book

5th person is out of my understanding Idk not How to make a person understand their in a book

by 459395 March 28, 2023

Dead Person

someone who gets 5 big booms.

Oh, we're sorry about you're brother passing away. He gets 5 big booms, (BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOOOOOOM.) He shouldn't be a dead person rn

by i dont have dairyophobia March 2, 2025

Persons

Persons are used in conversations to explain a word on Urban Dictionary.

Person 1 is the conversation starter
Person 2 is the person that answers
Person 3 gets neglected for interrupting the
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Person 1: Hi, Person 2!
Person 2: Hello, Person 1!
Person 3: Hey guys, do you know where the train stati-
*Persons 1 & 2 knocks-out Person 3*
Persons 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 insert etc. here: Why are we even here we shouldn't be existing...

by lacMC9 August 10, 2023

Doggy person

In meaning of a very loyal, kind, cute person, in relating to a dog.

You are like my doggy person

by Lolimadumbpersonandsoareyoulol December 30, 2016

[Personal Google]

That person you ALWAYS go to for answers.

Person 1: Hey what is 3.14 again?
Person 2: Do I look like your Personal Google?

by Call Meh Sammie! May 22, 2016