Peter Parker

Who is that?

Who is Peter Parker? Never heard of him.

by Josecitoelbonito December 28, 2021

Brant parker

Pretty good penis but couldn’t fuck his way out of a paper bag. Can’t read or write but will spend his evenings playing cod with the boys. If you ever get a Brant release him back into the wild before he finger pops your dad and takes all his beer

Brant parker couldn’t find the clit if I drew him a map

by Dlyons January 7, 2022

Peter Parker

Who?

Person 1: I met this guy named Peter Parker
Person 2: Who?

by Animus_Magnum January 31, 2022

Peter Parker

Who?

Who's peter parker?

by WogKroxy January 31, 2022

Volcano packet

When you rip off the tip of a man’s penis and watch the blood spurt out

“Wow, bro I can’t believe she volcano packeted you!”

“Yeah man, she ripped it clean off”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Caleb Parker House

The only man for me.

I will forever love Caleb Parker House

by Calebs wife February 4, 2022

Peter parker

Orphan

Oh no my parents are gone I'm now a peter parker

by Wanda maximoff February 22, 2022