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Doge punch

During a blow job when you are about to cum, punch the person who is sucking your dick in the face. They will bite very hard and the cum will spray everywhere.
"Oh my boyfriend doge punched me and now I have a black eye."
by Yellow wet noodle August 1, 2016
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kentucky punching bag

Both partners eat KFC, then they go back to their room. The male ties up the female like a punching bag and sends blows to her; causing all the KFC Too COME pouring out her asshole as rocket speeds and covers the room like a chocolate from Willy Wonkas Chocolate Factory
Bro, have you tried the Kentucky Punching Bag yet?
by ThiccNiggaandanimetiddie January 29, 2020
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Queer Punch

Queer Punch (n):

Like a straight punch, but with a nasty twist at the end.

‎(alt): Also a fruit cocktail (ie. a punch) with an unexpected or unannounced addition, potentially of the mind altering variety.
A strike to a pressure point that leads to the opponent humiliating themselves could be considered a queer punch, as could a knock-out blow from an unexpectedly capable opponent.
by Psyfer June 23, 2011
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A sexual act of a MPS (member of preferred sex) giving a male oral sex. This meaning taking the mans penis into the mouth of the MPS.
Mattias: “Bae I cannot wait until I get home, i’m so horny.”
Samoura: “I can give you that ultra-berry picker packer punch 3000 gawk gawk balltwist!”
Mattias: “I can’t wait!”
by 💀Baddie😩 November 18, 2023
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Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.
by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018
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three hole punch

three hole punch to his fuckin dome, ayy
by yungdaggerdick(thatsmyhandle) October 30, 2017
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