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3 am piss

A 3 AM piss is when someone is awoken at 3 AM by the urge to piss. The person will then typically get out of bed grumbling like a drunk fucker and walk into the bathroom where the lights will hinder his vision for about 3 minutes. Because of this short term blindness the dude will piss all over the seat as he exclaims fuck over and over again.
"Dude I had an awful 3 AM piss last night I couldn't see for a fucking week."
by DolphinWalrus February 16, 2019
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Post Nut Piss

Post Nut Piss: Yo I just nutted now i have to piss
by Scratch&Sniff17 August 15, 2021
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Pinging his piss

Football term, used when a player is tikka takkaing his way around the team and dominating them anally
Oh my god James Milner pinging his piss”
by Gaybear69 January 9, 2019
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piss on it and walk away

A) what a dog does with anything it can't chew or play with

B ) a variation of 'spit on it and walk away': walk away, from any experience, even a negative one, with your head held high and move onto bigger and better things, rather than let said experience frustrate you.
In terms of anger management, our youth should learn what piss on it and walk away definition b) means.
by Sexydimma April 20, 2017
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piss kink fetish

when someone doesn’t have a piss kink but has a fetish for people with piss kinks.
my buddy eric has a piss kink fetish. yeah he loves folks with piss kinks.
by balls of piss October 17, 2021
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dead piss

the piss that leaves the penis before the spirm. (usually happens when stimulation isnt fast enough.)
Girl - Is that come?

Guy - No, its just dead piss. You didnt Stimulate me fast enough.
by T. Words July 21, 2006
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Piss Towel

1. A towel used to piss in

2. A Pizza Tower mod that repaints the game with memes and sound effects. Known in the community cause the creator "Denchick" is transphobic, racist, and pedophiliac. The mod was cancelled some time around August 4th 2023
1. Did you pee in your Piss Towel today? Yea gotta do what you gotta do.

2. Did you hear about the Piss Towel cancellation? Yea that was a mod I was waiting to release.
by Quoog August 5, 2023
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