velcro ninja

another word for "nigger" typically used by white people around black people so that black people do no get offended because blacks do not know what it means. (real ninjas are typically dressed all black as to see only their eyes; the "velcro" in velcro ninja denotes the type of hair they possess) Can be used as a racial slur, but usually used to show ethnic awareness within a group setting.

White man (to white friend) at a club: Let's leave. All these woman seem to favor the velcro ninja population.
White man #2: You're right, let's scram before a drunken "Reggin" pulls a gun.

velcro ninja by M.R June 15, 2006

Ninja Brain

A person who says silly things like they mean it....that makes absolutely no sense to normal people.

She is such a ninja brain for sayin sh*t like that.

Ninja Brain by milliondollagurl March 19, 2010

Ninjagamer 

Some fucking idiot who plays video games. Considered a nice guy but is a fucking dickbag in most other situations. Run away from him if you see him in real life or he'll tell you that we should totally one hundred percent buff Mccree and delete Genji from overwatch entirely.

"Ninjagamer told us that genji is fucking stupid op but we all know hes just bad at hitting moving targets."

Ninjagamer by Not Ninjagamer June 4, 2017

y-bra ninja 

A 'gang' or group, situated at yaroomba beach on the sunshine coast, australia. Y-bra, being short for 'Yaroomba'.

1: Rhys is a y-bra ninja.
2. Have you been living under a rock?

y-bra ninja by stepsyweps September 19, 2007

one eyed ninja 

A cool guy who is unsubtle and clumsy, hence the one eye, and is not at all ninja-like.

Someone who cannot move like a ninja "Whoa dude - youre no 'old school' one eyed ninja"

one eyed ninja by Davy "Spence" Jones October 29, 2007

Dirty Stinkin' Ninja 

A very Dirty and Smelly Ninja, Highly trained in the art of Video Games and Video Game Commentaries. Also well known for being a complete jerk to everyone he meets. Quite the ladies man, Smooth talker. Most of Ninjas insults are not intended as Jokes or just straight up Trolling. Often speaks 1337 Speak.

"Nigga, Ugay" - Ninja "Yeur a P3N1S H0L3" - Dirty Stinkin' Ninja
"Ninja is a troll, and gets off on trolling people" - RogerDeath

Dirty Stinkin' Ninja by LtCol Cornelius Sexytime August 23, 2011

Stage Ninja 

A stagecrew member of Snow White.

Stage crew = Ninja

Thus, Stage Ninja!

Of course there are other varieties of these ninjas, such as Ninja Bunny. (But that shall be explained in its own definition.)

Girl: We're STAGE NINJAS!
Other Girl: U-Uh, Okayyy then...
(the other girl runs away quickly)

Stage Ninja by Kellen :] December 23, 2008