Fake friend

A girl who only wants to use you to talk about drama and boys and then ignores you

Bianca is your fake friend.

by Not2faced January 23, 2017

faking sick

the thing kids usually do when theyre pissed off and want some of that slack. almost every kid in the world has faked sick to school (including me (im doing that while making this right now))

kid on discord call in school: hey bro why arent u in schewl dawg
kid on discord call 2: im faking sick rn
kid on discord call in school: bru ur lucky af😭😭 my parents never believe me

by I like penguinssss January 10, 2024

Fake Chipleader

A guy who thinks he is awesome, but really has a lot to be modest about.

Are Gill and Jonny suitable for promotion? No way, they're all talk and no trousers; real fake chipleaders!

by Django Elf March 19, 2021

Shake and Fake

The act of being elusive or noncommittal.

I asked Jimmy if he was still going to lend me some money on Friday, and all he did was shake and fake while trying to change the subject.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? May 10, 2018

Fake

Lila Rossi

"If you've ever seen volpina you know that Lila Rossi is a lying bitch". "C'mon don't act Fake like Lila Rossi smh"

by miraculouslover6969 October 9, 2023

Fake

Substantiv, maskulin oder Substantiv, Neutrum (der)

PAOLA

„Paola ist so fake es ist schon krank“

„Hast du schon gesehen wie Fake Paola ist?“

by ASH Aishe March 7, 2023

Fake Urk

An urk is a mystical and extremely rare drug and is often synthetically produced but sold as if it were the real deal. Taking a Fake Urk believed to have drug-like effects—can trigger placebo-driven neurochemical responses, leading to perceived intoxication, cognitive distortions, and psychosomatic symptoms. Expectancy effects engage dopaminergic and serotonergic pathways, creating sensations of euphoria, dizziness, or relaxation despite the absence of active compounds. Repeated exposure may reinforce pseudo-dependency, demonstrating the brain’s power to generate subjective drug effects purely through belief.

After taking what he thought was a powerful hallucinogen, Mark stared at the blank wall for an hour, convinced he was seeing patterns—only to later realize he had fallen victim to Fake Urk.

by The real pahooga February 25, 2025