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max

a tomgirl who likes tomboys and think's that lead is so heavy that 3 people could not even hold a spoon full a max is can also not tell the difference between a rihno and elephant max his height is around 4 feet most people say he is not good enough to go to tournaments and max has erectile dysfunction
max has outism and is not as funny as pakal
by dummy thicc yeti pics February 1, 2020
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Max

a fat mf who doesnt get out of bed
Person 1: Come outside and play with me
Person 2: No I don't want to
Person 1: Stop being a Max
by tryharddan456 November 8, 2022
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max rock

Max rock is a yakuza kid with no life
Have you seen that loser? Hes a max rock right!
by spring.li6 November 23, 2023
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Max Burnside

1.) The name of one of the lesser-known Confederate commanders in the Civil War. He was an insubordinate commander. Burnside was a bald and heavy gentleman with large, gray sideburns.

2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.
1.) Max Burnside led several unsuccessful attacks on the Yankees due to little mistakes and laziness.

2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.
by CivilWarInfo November 28, 2011
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mr max

loves cock inside of his bum and loves men
hello my name is mr max and i have men all over me like its raining cats and dogs ;)
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Maxed Out

To sexually to the max where you have no more energy to continue
Uma: Where were you last night?
Ace: Shiddd bitch I was getting maxed out

Ex. Kyrie stay maxing his girl out
by Acethaghost July 27, 2019
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max

omg max is the best person ever and is really sexy and i mean it he is handsome funny and smart
max was here and monty
by hunter45 November 16, 2022
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