Masturbatory March Madness

MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.

Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha

by SomeShitPoster September 7, 2020

March 6

The day means to expose ur fav rappers

Maria-today is March 6
Jay-and?
Maria- it’s ur fav rapper exposing day
Jay-ohh shoo I forgat
Maria-lemme expose this nigga real quick 🤣

by 🐍😉 February 17, 2021

March 10th!

On march 10th, you HAVE to kiss your bf/gf/crush on the cheek, catch them off guard!

Person 1: "Hey, its March 10th! Youvknow what that means!"
Person 2: "oh yeah! You gotta go kiss your crush!"

Person 1: "I will I promise!"

by UR_FAV_GIRL March 7, 2025

March 10

People born on this date are so pretty and very important to keep around yourself. Keep in mind that if you mess with these people you will have trouble.

Girl: hey your so pretty when where you born?

Me: oh on March 10 why?

Girl:oh no wonder your so pretty ❤️

by Yin lee March 6, 2022

March 16

People who are born on March 16 will fall in love with someone who is born on May 14.

March 16: I love you

by King_trix9 December 24, 2021

Opera March

The march of a group of party guests to answer a person who made a ridiculous and offensive comment.

Chris wanted to do something irrational so they made an Opera March.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

March 7th

The day you kiss your significant other day.

Gf:guess what day it is!!
Bf:what is it?
Gf:it’s march 7th, kiss your significant other day!.
Bf:come kiss me on my hot mouth!!!

by I will kidnap you dkota March 5, 2024