Monster mudbuster

When you and your friend shot gun a bfc (big fucking can) monster fallowed by a shot of vodka then tag team your girlfriend until she looks like a mud puddle then you probably die of a heart attacks and fall in the Mudd puddle

It's Friday night mike what do you say we go to my house for a monster mudbuster.

by Prince Charles E May 2, 2018

Monster Magnetism

When your partner is so clingy that they want to have sex with you almost all of the time

My girlfriend has Monster Magnetism

by The Nobody Rabbit May 19, 2023

big fat tiddie monster

A very big and fat tiddie monster who is very big and fat.

Damien is a big fat tiddie monster.

by Ur big fat mother October 30, 2021

Mud Monster

when you have so much and that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters.”

by ahsdhkskw September 18, 2021

Monster

A person who says that they will help in any activity and then becomes a no-show claiming that they had to give money to their kid but couldn't pull $20 out of their pants.

Jimbo: Hey "monster"? you wanna run a raid later tonight.
Monster: sure thing, I'll be there
.... 20 hours later and no sign of him, he's definitely a monster.

by monster0024 February 4, 2021

Hillbilly Swamp Monster

A woman who loiters at the local gas station wearing short shorts, a knee brace, and some work boots. Often can also be seen with a large beer gut and carries around a foul stench

Yo Matt you see that woman over there! That’s what we call a Hillbilly Swamp Monster

by TY the OG September 17, 2021

Fig monster

Fig monster is a greddy adj monster

Fig monster don’t take all the pizza you greedy monster

by Johnny walshy June 29, 2020