March 3rd

It’s National slap ass day

It’s March 3rd just go around the class or hall and slap that ass

by Taskmaker302 March 2, 2022

march 9th 2010

Devin Tyler Cornett birthday is on March 9th 2010

March 9th 2010 is my birthday

by Devin louisville ky November 20, 2023

March 13th

National watch horror movies with your friend day

Rose: hey guys wanna have a get together and watch horror movies?
Josh: it's march 13th already?
Sarah: hell yes let's do it
Alex: I'll bring the popcorn

by arosema March 11, 2021

March 2009

Rock Bottom.

Refers to the state of the Stock Market in said time.

“Bro I’m literally in March 2009”
“No it’s December 2023”
“No dumbass I mean I can’t see my life getting worse”

by Son of Stenhouse December 20, 2023

March 4

Nation Shmeel’d day (a getting ignored for days preferably by Zack)

The other night I really needed the history homework for March 4 but Zack completely Shmeel’d me.

by PapiNate March 3, 2022

March 8

National be a big back day. Eat whatever you want whenever you want and no one can tell you otherwise.

John: Lets go get sandwiches, milkshakes, and a giant cake today
Larry: Why are you so big today
John: Its March 8 its national big back day
Larry: Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh lets go be big

by lucy 🎀🎀 March 8, 2025

March 1st

The day you send a gay friend a D*ck pic.

Yo, Seth! It’s March 1st. Did you send Paul your D*ck pic??

by KelseyKBananas March 1, 2025