Internet janitor

A mysterious online figure who magically appears in comment sections, forums, or social media threads to "clean up" inconvenient truths, criticisms, or viral claims. Armed with suspiciously specific insider knowledge ("My uncle works at Nintendo"), debunking skills sharper than a CIA fact-checker, or unwavering corporate loyalty, they aggressively dismiss anything that makes a company, government, or product look bad—regardless of evidence. Often smells like a paid shill but claims to just be a "concerned citizen" or "random expert"

Post a video exposing a scam product? Brace for the Internet Janitors to swarm like roaches—‘Actually, I tested this and it works PERFECTLY’ or ‘Fake news, my cousin’s roommate’s dog is the CEO

by Painitblack May 19, 2025

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Interesting

No. You didn't.

Hym "No... You're progressive activists who coopted a thing that was already happening (to me specifically if not others) trying to extra-judicially punish a dissident for 'misogyny' and their sexuality. You didn't simply 'think it was interesting.' And NOW, you've gotten a bunch of children murdered and you're going to get another one murdered if I don't get credited and paid for AI."

by Hym Iam May 23, 2025

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Interesting guy

Describes a weird guy. Used when you don’t want to go into further detail. When you don’t want to talk shit, but also don’t want to lie.

“Thoughts on John?”
“He’s an interesting guy,”

by Rondog July 3, 2025

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internet archeology

Internet archeology is when somebody finds an internet fossil.

"I caught up a bit on some internet archeology"

by i inform people July 14, 2025

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internet café

Being one-of-a-kind place that only exists during COVID-19 pandemic, this place is where students attend online school but this same place is also the one that contributes towards the increase on screen time durations during and after COVID-19 pandemic

During the pandemic, the internet café became a one-of-a-kind spot where students logged into online classes, but it also turned into a hotspot for increasing screen time, making everyone rethink their digital habits.

by Emotional Cruiser July 30, 2025

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