green salamander

gonorrhea infected penis

dude your dick looks bad. oh i just have the green salamander

by raowel2.0 December 24, 2009

Green Bastard

Dream, a minecraft Speedrunner

Dream: “Tommy, I still have the discs.”
TommyInnit: “YOU GREEN BASTARD! Actually, that’s fine. I have Spirit.”
Dream: “YOU WHAT?!” *Kills TommyInnit*

by Wife Haver February 12, 2021

Green Midget

A Green Midget is a midget that's green and looks like a Shrek Jr. Most Green Midgets are easily upset and constantly whining about how hard it is being a short ogre for a living.

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaa! Oi oy hayt beyin a showrt baby shrek! WABABABABABA!"

Did you see that "Green Midget" walking down the street?
Yeah, that's Gorglamene, we call him Baby Shrek.

by OgreMingle August 31, 2018

Green Day

An American punk- rock band ( not punk-pop Billie Joe wants to destroy that term) formed in 1989 by lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong, bassist Mike Dirnt and drummer (at the time) John Kiffmeyer. They released their first album in 1990 to Lookout Records. Then their second Kerplunk in 1992. Since there was such a large demand for Keplunk they switched to a larger company. Then John Kiffmeyer left the band for college. They needed a new drummer so Trè Cool was chose and quickly became one of the family. They released their album Dookie in 1994 which became the definition of 1990s punk. With hits such as When I come Around, Longview, And Basket Case. Then in 2004 American Idiot came out and Green Day's popularity surged. Everyone loved boulevard of broken dreams and obsessed over it. In 2009 they released 21st Century Breakdown. In 2012 they released the trio album Uno, Dos, and Tré. Since then green days taken a break but are said to be releasing an album this year.

I LOVE GREEN DAY

by Awesome Sauce loves Green Day April 30, 2016

Green sleeve

When you vomit in a condom then use it...

I don't remember anything about last night but all the evidence is on the bedroom floor that i green sleeved her....

by Ayejay84 January 7, 2017

Green beans

Food that Jeffy hates.

Marvin: Jeffy time for dinner!
Jeffy: *sees a plate of green beans*
Also Jeffy: *throws plate*
Marvin: Jeffy why did you do that?!
Jeffy: I HATE GREEN BEANS DADDY!
Rose: Jeffy you have to eat your green beans!
Jeffy: i dint haf tew

by Not_Ceehny May 21, 2021

Spring Green

Small town in wisconsin, people who dont live there know it for frank lloyd wright. People that do live there know it for shitty overpriced weed and teachers fucking students.

Yall been to spring green. No? Me either.

by OfficurFarva January 12, 2019