A deliberate point of numbness were performance exceeds human expactations. A situation were ones drunkess off-sets a preejaculate instinct. The antagonistic sip between whiskey dick and excellence. A delicate, perfect, equilibrium between entropy and order.
matt "yo james, how did you do?"
james "brah i was drink -1 whiskey dick, i boned her like 'oh ya, me so horny, me love you long time ' no sweat we did it golden point"
james "brah i was drink -1 whiskey dick, i boned her like 'oh ya, me so horny, me love you long time ' no sweat we did it golden point"
by The Daddy Oakdawg January 29, 2021

A combination of a Golden Shower and Chinese Water Torture. Often occurs when one person has a case of dehydration either from intoxication or just lack of regular water intake while trying to perform a golden shower on their partner.
The dehydration causes the regular stream to become nothing more than a similarity to a leaky faucet thus causing a slow dripping sensation throughout the duration of the act. What usually is a 30 second act can sometimes become a 20 minute episode.
The dehydration causes the regular stream to become nothing more than a similarity to a leaky faucet thus causing a slow dripping sensation throughout the duration of the act. What usually is a 30 second act can sometimes become a 20 minute episode.
Did you hear about Steven getting Chinese Golden Tortured?
He was supposed to get a golden shower but Chris was so dehydrated he couldn’t let out more than a few drops at a time. It took almost 20 minutes before the shower was over.
He was supposed to get a golden shower but Chris was so dehydrated he couldn’t let out more than a few drops at a time. It took almost 20 minutes before the shower was over.
by Davigon August 1, 2022

When you eat nothing but dairy products and baked beans. The turd you lay will be almost golden and smell like duck shit.
by Cwazywhiteguy May 4, 2020

by practicalpreacher May 20, 2022

by Pissyboy12341 March 9, 2024

"Yeah man! You should've seen how drunk he was last night, he was Golden Freddy-ing next to the toilet for hours!
by worserwinner7 June 20, 2025
