Free Thinkers

The random hairs on your face that are somehow way longer and different than all the others

Person 1: yo man you’ve got a couple free thinkers
Person 2: oh shit man really thanks for the help

by i rented a goat September 16, 2022

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free eater

A person who is not on any sort of diet and eats whatever they want, whenever they want.

"Is Pete a vegetarian?" "No, he's a free eater."

by ashleyboggle April 17, 2021

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The perfect storm of annoying eater, combining both Gluten Free and Vegan together to make every single patron at a restaurant have to overhear how the individual eats neither gluten free and vegan only diet..

Waitress: What would you like to eat
Person: "Hi do you have any gluten free, vegan options because I refuse to eat animals, and or wheat.."
Waitress: "maybe a salad"
Person: "Can you check with the Chef to make sure it's Vluten Free certified"

by nowayto know March 22, 2019

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Free Mealer

A woman who only dates for meals or other material items. Most commonly entitled women, but also men who seek a mommy figure to care for them.

Erin brags about having multiple dates during week. Didn’t care for the guys but talks about what she had for dinner. Must be a Free Mealer.

by NM83 August 17, 2025

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Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024

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It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.

Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

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