Daniel is the true xXpuzzyslayerXx. He eats ass faster than the speed of light and his handsomeness Will littarly blow u away. Daniel also gets all the ladies and noone stand the smallest chance against him.

Girl 1: Omfg Daniel just slapped My butthole and it felt amazing!
Girl 2: No way Daniel is mine bitch!

Daniel by Daniel's bitch December 12, 2016

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daniel rittger

A loving, caring, and heart warmed man. He's the one who makes you laugh when your down and does funny faces.

Sometimes, everyone needs a Daniel Rittger in their lives.

daniel rittger by ama2020 December 12, 2016

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Daniellism

The art of mixing two idioms together. Commonly used to humiliate people and make them hated

John-That's the icing on the straw
Dave- don't you mean icing on the cake
John- Sorry dude, I pulled a daniellism
Dave- You make me sick
*John leaves crying*

Daniellism by @The_Real_Definer_ February 22, 2017

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danielle clark

Nana's dick

I love that Danielle Clark, its really small.

danielle clark by bejhgsiuf February 24, 2017

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